Sardarji Jokes

A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a
party.. he introduced his family to his friends
saying..” I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee …
this is my kid and that is my kidney…!!”

American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”
Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use
surprise doonga..!”

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ………
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai……
Doosari bigadati hai to “SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever
What comes first – the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!