Majhedar Hindi Jokes

TEAchEr ne ClASs me laDake kI COPY chECk karate
hue usase kahA- “muJHe hairAnI hai ki tum akele
itanI sArI galatiyAN karate ho.”
laDake ne khaDe hokar kahA- “ye sArI galatiyA
maine akele nahI ki sar, mere pApA ne bhI isame
merI sahAyatA kI hai.”

ek Alochak ne ek lekhak ke upanyAs kI bahut
AlochanA kI.lekhak gusse me Alochak ke pAsS
pahUNchA aur bolA- “AApane AAj tak to koI
upanyAs likhA nahI hai, tum AlochanA kaise
likh sakate ho.”
Alochak- “agar mai murgI kI tarah aNDA nahI
de saktA to kyA huA, AmaleT ke bAre me murgI
se jyAdA jAnatA hu.”

bhikhArI- “das paise kA savAl hai, bAbujI das paise kA …. .”
bAbujI- “are CUM-se-CUM merI aukAt dekhakar mANg,
kyA das paise mANg rahA hai.”
bhikhArI- “bAbujI ek rupaye kA savAl hai.”
bAbujI- “abe… apanI aukAt dekhakar mANg.”

das sAl kA ek bachA baDI talInatA ke sAth
ek pustak paDh rahA tha, jiska shirShak thA,
bachcho kA lAlan-pAlan kaise kare?”
bachche kI mAA ne dekhA to hairAnI se pUChHa-
“tU ye kitAb kyo paDh rahA hai?”
bachchA- “mai jananA chAhatA huN ki merA
lAlan-pAlan Thik se ho rahA hai yA nahI.”