Hindi Jokes

Bas!!
Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…
SMS

Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!!
Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya
’sherawali mata’ banega…

1 ladke ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola – “Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi”.

Oooofff ! Kya aakhein hain,..
Ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! Wah !!)
Oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega. ..)
Ooooff! Kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
Aisa lagta hai….
Aisa lagta hai jaise…….

PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI..