Pati Patni Jokes

Patni (Pati Se) – Collage ke bare me
tumhara koi katu anubhav hai?

Pati (Patani Se) – Han, Tumhari aur
meri paheli mulakat college me he to
hui thi.
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Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana
ki – maine aaj naukarani ko nikal diya hai.

Pati udas hokar – Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.

Patni(Pati Se) – Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.
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Ek jagadalu patani pati par baras rahi thi
aur wah bichara deen sakal banaye hue
baitha tha.Patni bol rahi thi kayar kahin
ke ,tum aadami ho ki chuhe?

Pati Gidgidaya – Shreemati Ji, Mai aapka
pati he hun agar chuha hota to tum thar-thar
kamp rahi hoti.
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Ek photographer ke pass ek aurat aai aur
boli – Maine apane miya se kaha tha ki topi
pahankar photo mat khinchana lekin topi
utarana bul gaye.Kya aap yeh topi hata
sakate hain?

Photographer Ne Kaha – Ji han lekin aap
yah to bataiye ki aapke shauhar sidhi mang
nikalate hain yan ulati?

Aurat Boli – Jab aap topi utarenge tab khud
dekh lijiyega