Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Happy Republic Day 2013 Wishes SMS/Messages – 26th January 2013 SMS & Quotes


Happy Republic Day 2013 Wishes SMS/Messages – 26th January 2013 SMS & Quotes
The Republic Day of India commemorates the date on which the Constitution of India came into force replacing the Government of India Act 1935 as the governing document of India on 26 January 1950.
It is one of the three national holidays in India. While the main parade takes place in the national capital New Delhi at the Rajpath before the president, the anniversary is also celebrated with varying degrees of formality in state capitals and other centres.
Happy Republic Day 2013 SMS Collections
Jab tak hai jaan
hai ye dil mere vatan par kurbaan
tiranga hai meri shaan
Bharat maa hai meri mahan
Happy republic day 2013
–>
On the eve of Republic day 2013
let us salute our warriors
who sacrificed their lives for our security
Happy republic day 2013 to all
–>
Vijayi vishwa tiranga hamara
Jhanda uncha rahe hamara
jai hind, Happy 64th Republic day to you
–>
Ek Din ki WatanParashti humse nahi hoti
Sirf Messages ka exchange deshbhakti nhi hoti.
Wish you all Happy Republic Day 2013

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Lohri 2013 Festival Wishes SMS/Messages Collections – Happy Lohri Greeting Quotes, Lohri Song


Lohri 2013 Festival Wishes SMS/Messages Collections – Happy Lohri Greeting Quotes, Lohri Song
Lohri is mostly festival of Punjabis cultural, This “Lohri” agricultural winter festival is celebrated throughout Punjab and in parts of Haryana, Himachal Pradesh, Delhi and Jammu. Punjabi farmers see the day after Lohri as the financial new year. It is a very important day.
Lohri is celebrated to denote the last of the coldest days of winter. Apart from Punjab, people from other northern Indian states of Haryana, Delhi, Himachal Pradesh and Jammu, become busy making preparations for Lohri.
Lohri 2013 Wishes SMS, Messages and Quotes
Lohri ki aag, aapke dukho ko jalla de….
Aag ki roshni, aapki jindgi me ujjale bhar de……
Lohri ka parkash, aap ki jindgi ko parkashmai kar de….
Jase Jase lohri ki aag tej ho, vase vase hi hamre dukho ka aant ho…
–>
Tamam sabuto or gawaho ko nazr me rakhte hue msg pdhne wale ko dhara 13-1- 13 ke tehat Happy Lohri kahte huye zindagi bhar khush rehne ka hukum sunaya jata hai
–>
Enjoy the Festival with
Sweetness of Happiness
Dipped in honey.
Happy Lohri 2013
–>
Let the Vibrancy and color of
Lohri brighten up your Life.
Happy Lohri 2013
–>
One day Sunday went to Monday to see Tuesday and ask Wednesday whether Thursday has told Friday and Saturday that “SUNDAY” IS LOHRI.
“HAPPY LOHRI”

~~Lohri Song~~

Sunder mundriye ho!
Tera kaun vicharaa ho!
Dullah Bhatti walla ho!
Dullhe di dhee vyayae ho!
Ser shakkar payee ho!
Kudi da laal pathaka ho!
Kudi da saalu paata ho!
Salu kaun samete!
Chacha gali dese!
Chache choori kutti! zamidara lutti!
Zamindaar sudhaye!
Bum Bum bhole aaye!
Ek bhola reh gaya!
Sipahee far ke lai gaya!
Sipahee ne mari itt!
Bhaanvey ro te bhaanvey pitt!
Sanoo de de Lohri, te teri jeeve jodi!
(Cry or howl!)

Makar Sankranti 2013 SMS/Messages – Uttarayan Wishes Quotes


Sankranti or Sankranthi marks the transition of the Sun into Makara rashi (Capricorn) on its celestial path. Traditionally, this has been one of many harvest days in India.
Makar Sankranti is one of the most auspicious days for the Hindus and is celebrated in almost all parts of India in myriad cultural forms, with great devotion.
Makar Sankranti 2013 SMS/Messages Collections
Bajare ki roti,
nimbu ka achar,
suraj ki kirne,
chand ki chandani
or apno ka pyaar.
Har jeevan ho khushal Mubarak Ho Aapko
“Makar Sankranti Ka Tyohar.”
–>
Dhoom machaa de ,patang uda de ,
dahi chura khaa ke duniya hila de
“HAPPY SANKRANTI AND DAHI CHURRA”
–>
With Great Devotion,
Fervor And Gaiety,
With Rays Of Joy And Hope,
Wish You And Your Family,
Happy Makar Sankranti…
–>
As The Sun Starts Northward Journey.
He Makes All The Happines Of Throughout This Year.
I Wish You And Your Family
A Very Happy Makar Sankranti.
–>
The Day Of Makar Sankranti Marks
Transition Of The Sun Into The Zodiac Capricorn,
Symbolizing Arrival Of Spring Season.
Happy Pongal

National Youth Day SMS 2013 – Swami Vivekananda Jayanti Wishes Messages, Quotes


National Youth Day SMS 2013 – Swami Vivekananda Jayanti Wishes Messages, Quotes 
National Youth Day is mostly celebrated in India on 12 January on the birthday of Swami Vivekananda. The Great legendary Swami Vivekananda was born on 12 January 1863 on Pausha Krishna Saptami tithi, which falls on different dates in the English Calendar every year.
Government of India declared and decided to observe the birthday of Swami Vivekananda as a National Youth Day every year from 1985 onwards.
Happy National Youth Day 2013 Wishes Quotes, SMS/Messages Collection
You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.
So follow the teachings of Swami Vivekananda to enlight your life.
wish a very Happy Swami Vivekananda Jayanti 2013.
Take Risks in Your Life
If u Win, U Can Lead!
If u Loose, U Can Guide!
Good Morning & Have a Nice Day Happy Vivekananda Jayanti 2013
You Have power of drams, the freshness and love,
the majority of the indian population is youngest age,
and those years are years of great creativity
“Happy National Youth Day 2013″ 
Whether you believe in spirituality or not,
for the sake of the national life,
you have to get hold on spirituality and keep to it.
Happy National Youth Day
Space is in the soul and not the soul in space.
Do not look back upon what has been done. Go ahead!
We wishes “Happy National Youth Day 2012″  :) and “Happy Swami Vivekananda Jayanti”  to all Visitors & Indian young Generation

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Hindi Jokes & SMS


Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
Teacher:” What is your name?”.
Student: ” Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:” When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.”
Student:” My name is Sunlight
Bhikari: sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab: tumhe sharam nahi aati, road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari: abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumhare hathon me rehti.
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
If boys vomit then parents says kaminay kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kon tha wo kamina,
Morel of the story whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.
Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jaunga,
Sukun bankar dil mein utar jaunga,
Mehsus karneki koshish kijiye,
dur hokar bhi paas nazar aounga.
Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati
Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati
Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad
jo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati..
Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai,
ham har mushkil ko manzil samajhte hai.
Bada fark hai log aur hamare nazarie me,
log dil ko dard aur ham dard ko dil samajhte hai..
Chirago se andhere door ho jate,
toh chand ki chahat hamme na hoti,
agar kat sakti akeli ye jindagi,
to apki jaroorat hamme na hoti..

Hindi Shayari


Doori Ho To ahsaas hota hai,
Dost ke bina jivan kitna udas hota hai
Umar ho apki Sitaron jitani lambi,
Aisa dost kahan kisi ke pass hota hai
Aankhen apki ho, par ansu mere,
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri,
Dil apka ho, par dhadkan meri,
Zindagi ke ahkri modh par duaa hogi yehi,
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri……
Tum dost ho mere sada k liye,
Main zinda hoon tumhaari wafa k liye,
Kar lena laakhon shikwa mujhse magar,
Na hona khafa khuda k liye.
kya aap mujhse dosti karoge?????

Dharmendra Singh

Neha ke Nyare Nyare SMS



Vo mere saamne hai aur main deewana sa,
Unhi se puchta hu ki mujhe tadapaya kisane.

Baadal bhi ho, ghata bhi ho,
Baarish na ho, to kya faayda,
Mobile ho aur balance bhi,
Par SMS na ho to kya faayda.

Namaskar! aaj ka taapmaan 48 Degree hone ki sambhawana hai,
Krupya apne dimaag vaali jagah par barf laga kar rakhe,
Kyonki bhusa bahut jaldi aag pakadta hai.

Kameene, lafange, lofar, ollu, gadhe, bewde, bewakuf…
Alag-alag tarah ke log rahte hai is duniya me,
Tu tension mat lena.

Agar aap me himmat hai to mere sawaal ka jawaab do,
Kya aapko paagalpan ke daure padne band ho gaye hai,
Jawaab jaroor dena?

Sitaaro ke bagair aasmaan me rakha kya hai?
Bin tere jeene me rakha kya hai?
Lagta hai sab kuch adhura sa,
Dosti ke bagair duniya me rakha kya hai?

Kaash! bhoolane par bhool jaate tum,
Le jaate apne saath ye sapne tum,
par ab zindagi to beet jaayengi yu hi,
Kaash! bulaane par laut aate tum.

Jeewan me fal paane le liye,
Bahut parishram karna padta hai,
Bhagwaan to sirph lakeere deta hai,
Rang to khud hi bharna padta hai.

Nahi ban jaata koi apna yu hi dil lagane se,
Karni padti hai dua rab se sachha dost paane me,
Rakhna sambhaal kar ye yaarana apna,
Ki tut na jaaye ye kisi ke bahakane se.

Dur vaadiyo me dhundhle baadal chup kar,
Parvat se milne ka intajaar karate hai,
Dil me tamaam intajaar liye,
Ham aapka intajaar karte hai.

Kutte ke pille,
Ulloo ke patthe,
Suar ke bachhe, saap ke sapole,
Abe gussa kyon ho raha hai…?
Main to ye keh raha hu,
Ki ye sab chote-chote hote hai.

Zindagi faili hai chaaro or,
Par kyon mujhe najar aate nahi?
Log kahate hai ki ham tere dost hai,
Par kyon mujhe dosti najar aati nahi.

Tum haseen khwaab ki tarah aaya karo,
Dheere-dheere se dil me samaya karo,
Surkh labo ki jagah choom lu unhe,
Gore haatho me mehandi lagaya karo.

Jab bhi phulo ko dekhta hu,
To tumhari yaad aati hai,
Kyonki phool mahakte hai, sajate hai,
Sajaate hai, sharamate hai,
Pujte hai aur phir mere jaise bhavare chakkar lagte hai.

Roj kahati hai chalo picture,
Main kaise samajhau jeb khali hai,
Ghar ka samaan bik chuka sara,
Bas ek lota hai aur ek thali hai.

Meri baaho se jude hai aapke taar,
Aapse milane ko ham hai kitne bekaraar,
Aakhon me neend hai na dil ko karaar,
Jaldi se bhejo aap apna koi samachaar.

Dosti ek nagma hai jise gungunata hu main,
Dosti vo rishta hai jise nibhata hu main,
Akele zindagi kat nahi sakati hai,
Isaliye aap jaise pyaare dost ko banata hu main.

Labo se kuch keh nahi paate,
Aakhen bhi khaamosh hai,
Dil ka kya haal bayaan karu,
Bas aap hi ki baato me madhosh hai.

Khwaab tumhara aata hai to muskura lete hai,
Dard aakhon me utar aata hai to ro lete hai,
Yaado me tumhaari neend to aati nahi,
Khwaabo me tum aaoge ye sochakar so lete hai.

Bunty-”yaar, mera mail mila kya?”
Raju-”haa mila, hamesha male hi bhejta rahta hai,
Kabhi-kabhi female bhi bhej diya kar.”
-Neha Shah

Aazmaaish


Aadaab Dosto,
Ek arse ke baad kuchh post kar raha hu. Ummeed hai aapko pasand aayega.
Aaj mai aapko ek taaza-tareen sher pesh karne ja raha hu jise maine abhi
kuchh dino pahle hi likha hai. Us din is mausam ki pahli barish ho rahi
thi. Aise me dil me kuchh puraani yaade taaza hui. Kuchh soye hue dard
jinhe dil ne badi koshisho ke baad bhula diya tha, wo phir se jaag gaye.
Aise me bhala mere andar ka shayar kaise chup rah sakta tha.
Arz kiya hai-
Aye Beraham, Teri Iss Bewajah Aazmaaish Me
Kahi Mar Na Jaau Tujhko Paane Ki Khwahish Me
Chand Bundo Ke Liye Na Tarsa Apne ‘Arsh’ Ko
Teri Muhabbat Ki Musalasal Si Baarish Me
Dosto, gaur kijiyega, is sher ki khubsurati ye hai, ki ye sher apne
mehboob ke liye bhi kaha ja sakta hai aur khuda ke liye bhi! Ise baare
me aur padhne ke liye ya isi sher ko hindi me padhne ke liye kripaya
mere blog ko visit kare.
-Yogesh ‘Arsh’

Hindi Shayari


Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de
Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de
Tu har ghadi har waqt mere saath raha hai
Haan yeh jism kabhi door kabhi paas raha hai
Jo bhi gham hain yeh tere unhein tu mera pataa de
Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de
Mujhko toh tere chehre pe yeh ghum nahin janchta
Jaayiz nahin lagta mujhe ghum se tera rishta
Sun meri ghuzarish ise chehre se hataa se
Sun meri ghuzarish ise chehre se hataa se
Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de.
Raj.
Always alone..

Kis tarah rokta hon ashk apne


Kis tarah rokta hon ashk apne,
kis tarah dil pe jabr karta hon,
aaj bhik karzar e hasti main,
jab tere sheher se guzarta hon,
Is qadar bhi nahen mujhay maloom,
kis mohallay main hai makan tera,
jane kin wadiyon main utra hai,
paikar e husn karwan tera,
kis se pooochon ga main khabar teri,
kon batlaye ga nishan tera,
Teri rusawion se darta hon,
Jab tere sheher se guzarta hon,
Tu rahi muddaton kareeb mere,
Kuch teri azmaton ka dar bhi tha,
kuch khayalat thay ajeeb mere,
Akhir e kar woh ghari aai,
tu mujhay chor kar chali bhi gai,
ab main kyon tujhko yaar karta hon
jab tere sheher se guzarta hon,
Go zamana teri mohabbat ka,
aik bhooli hui kahani hai,
tere koochay main umr bhar na gae,
sari duniya ki khaak chani hai,
kis tamanna se tujhko chaha hai
kis mohabbat se haar mani hai
apni kismat pe naaz karta hon,
jab tere sheher se guzarta hon.

Dard Shayari

JAB HAM ISH DUNIYA SE CHALE JAYENGE!
MAT SAMAJHNA APKO BHUL JAYENGE!!
BAS EK BARAASMAN KI TARAF DEKHNA!
MERE AANSU SITARO SE GIRTE NAZAR AYENGE!!!!!!!!

Sapne Ki Tarah Aakar Chale Gaye…

Sapne Ki Tarah Aakar Chale Gaye
Gamo Ki Neend Sulakar Chale Gaye
Kis Bhool Ki Saza Di Humko??
Pehle Hasaya Aur Fir Rulakar Chale Gaye. Hum ko to muskranay ki Aadat si hai
Ansoon ko Chupanay ki Aadat si hai
Duwa na hi Dawa Kaam kerti Hai hum per..
Ab to Zakhm Khanay ki Aadat si Hai..
-Raj

Dard Shayari


samazate hai ,
aur unke gum main bhi to saath nibhate hai,
unki musibato ko khud zelate hai,
aur fir bhi muskurate hai,
fir bhi wo aisa kyon samazati hai ki,
sare mard ek jaise hote hai,
………… ……… ……… …….
Unke ha main main ha milana hamari majbori hoti hai,
kyon ki koi galatfehmi na ho iske liye ye zaroori hoti hai,
wo apne aapko hi sabkuch samazati hai,
aur hame apni ungaliyon pe nachati hai,
hum nachate bhi hai,
fir bhi wo aisa kyon samazati hai ki.
sare mard ek jaise hote hai,
………… ……… ……… ………
Dhoka to wo bhi deti hai humko,
magar fir bhi badnam hume hi karti hai,
dil to wo bhi dukhati hai humara,
magar fir bhi ilzam humko hi deti hai,
sub gile shikave bhulkar hum unko manate hai,
fir bhi wo aisa kyon samazati hai ki,
sare mard ek jaise hote hai,
………… ……… ……… ………
Muze to ab aisa lagata hai,
sari ladakiya yahi sochati hai,
hum maise bhi kio accha ho sakata hai,
kyo nahi wo apne dil se dekhati hai,
tumhare pyar ke khatir hum apna sab kuch lutate hai,
fir bhi wo aisa kyo samazati hai ki,
sare mard ek jaise hote hai,
Firozkhan

Dard Shayari

Dur tak tanhai bhara safar hai,
koi sathi na koi humsafar hai,
chale jate hain dil ke sahare teh soch kar,
ki bas agle mod par khushiyon ka shehar hai.
Ans By Me!!
Muskurana Bhi ek kala hai , sada muskurate hain wo,
kaun jaane , is muskurahat ke piche kya kya chupa le jate hain wo!!
Sabko bataya jaye aisa mumkin nahi,
koi mil jaye to baat aur hai ,
Shayad isiliye, Raaz dil ke dil mein chupate hai wo,
Sabke saamne hamesha muskurate hain wo !!!!
Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh!
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh!!
Firozkhan

Maahol..


Jab dard ka maahol hota hai
Ik cheekh si uthti hai
Koi shor saa hota hai
Awaaz aati hai nark k sazayo si
Khoon aankho se koi rota hai
Takleef jisko ho wahi samajhta hai
Khone ka dard kya hota hai
Hamne koi gunaah kiya tha kya
Zamaane ki baaton se kya hota hai
Khai hai chot humne bhi dil pe
Dil ka dard chehre se bayan hota hai
Jab dard ka maahol hota hai
Ik cheekh si uthti hai
Koi shor saa hota hai

I miss you sms in Hindi

Aankhein band kar ke rota hu to lagta hai tujhe mein roya nahi.
Sadiyon tak jaaga hu mein; tere intzar mein soya nahi.
Pyar mein paaya kya hai yeh mujhe maalum nahi hai,
Per tere siva zindgi mai meine kisis bhi cheese ko khoya nahi.
DEEPAK SHRIVASTAVA

Hindi SMS

Tum pe bhi to koi marta hoga,
ek pal bhi tumse bichadna is se koi to darta hoga,
tumhare gamo ko apni khushi se koi to bharta hoga,
tumhare liye duniya se koi to ladta hoga,
tumhare dil me bhi koi to rahta hoga,
tum pe bhi koi to marta hoga.

Thaam lo muje


Dosto, me paheli baar mail bhej rahi hu pata nahi ki aap logo tak ye jayegi yaa nahi ho sake to muje bataa na
thaam loo muje, aankhon me behoshi chaa rahi hai
palkoon pe ansuu leke teri yaad aa rahi hai
pyar to bepanaah mere dil ne kiya hai tujse humdum
fir saza kyu meri nazrein paa rahi hai…
sitaroon se puuchte hai unke ghar ka pataa
hawaoon se puuchte hai kaha ho gai vo la pataa
kyu itna duur rakha hai mujse meri jaan ko
kyu itna tadpata hai, aisi kya kar di mene khataa
in sabka jawab rehmiyat k naate he sahi tu muje bataa
agar sach hai ki pyar ka dusra naam hai khuda
becheni b kitna tadpati hai is dil ko
jaise tanhai ruswa kar jaati hai mehfil ko
hosh nahi rehta khamosh b nahi rehta
hamesha deewana dhundta rehta hai apni manzil ko…
tujse ruuthna muje nahi aata
itna kamjoor nahi hai meri chahat ka naata
chahe sari duniya ho jaye tumse khafa
lekin tere saath hogi hamesha meri wafa…

Santa & Banta are back.!


Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
“Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.
Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new
Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call”.
Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay. Ombay”
Banta got a sms from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU”
Banta replied: “I Mr. YOU” !!.
After finishing MBBS Banta started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: “Oye, Torch is okay”

Inspired by someone’s eyes

Dekhthi rahi teri ankhon ko
karthi rahi sari baton ko
intezar thi hume ek nazar ki,jo
sajathi rahi meri khwabon ko…

Monday, January 7, 2013

Hindi Shayari


“ MILNA BICHHADNA SAB KISMAT KA KHEL HAI
KAHI NAFRAT TO KAHI DILO KA MALE HAI
BIK JATA HAI HAR RISTA IS DUNIYA MEIN
SIRF DOSTI HI YHAN “NOT FOR SALE HAI” ”
“ Zindagi nahi doston se pyari
doston pe haazir hai jaan hamari
aankhon mein aansoon hai to kya hua
jaan se bhi pyari hai muskan tumhari ”
“ Dosti hi shayad zindagi hoti
he,
Jo har dil me basi hoti
he,
Waise to je lete
he
Sabhi akele
Magar phir b zarurat iski har kisi ko hoti hai. ”
“ Dil ki hasrat zubaan par aane lagi,tumko dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi,yeh dosti ki inteha thi ya meri deewangi har surat me teri surat nazar aane lagi ”

Hindi SMS


1.khushbu ki tarah fizao me rehna,
Khushia bankar hawao me behna,
Dosti hoti hai rishto ka anmol Gehna,
Isliye is dost ko ” KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA “….
2.Pyare se dost ho “aap” har pal mere saath ho “app” Dosti ki ek aas ho “aap” Man ka ek vishwas ho “aap” shayad isiliye KUCH KHAS HO “aap”
3.Hum apne ap per gurur nahi karte , kisi ko dost karne per majbur nahi karte , magar jise dil me 1 bar basa le use marte dum tak juda nahi karte..
4.Milaneki tamanna lekar aaya hai ye SMS
chahare pe smile ki tamanna lekar aaya hai ye SMS
Bhule nahi hai yar tuze ye yaad dilane aaya hai ye SMS
5.Khushbuon ka ehsas hota hai dil to dil ke pas hota hai har baat ko zuban se kehna mumkin nahi saccha dost ki pehchan bas vishwas hota hai!
6.Jo pas naho wo dil ke karib hote hai jiske pas apne na ho wo sabse karib hote hai jo rakhte hai APNaPAN sa wo sabse khushnasib hote hai jaisa ki aap.
7.Tin Tong
Open the door
kaun?
hum..
hum kaun?
hum SMS,
kya chahiye?
AAP K CHEHRE PE 1 PYARI C SM
8.Sath rahte rahte unhi waqat gujar jayega dur hone ke bad kon kise yad aayega jilo ye pal jab hum saath hai kal ka kya pata waqat kaha le jayega.
9.Nazron se jab nazar ka takraav hota hai har mod par kisi ka intzaar hota hai dil rota hai or zakham hastein hai isika naam………………………………………………………………………….. pl. give me ur answer?
11.Mayus se is dil main tarane banhte hai zindagi jeene ke bahane bahut hai kis kis ko phone karun kambakt is nacheez k diwane bahut hai..
12.Ek to aap pyare bahut ho agar bat karu to itrate bahut ho dil chahata hai kai sms na karu par suna hai sms padhakar aap muskurate bahut ho.
13.jindagi me kuch baaten aap ka saath kabhi nahi chhodegi
1.waqt
2.dil ki dhadkan
3.parchhai.

Hindi SMS


• Aap pe kurbaan hmari Yaari hai, hanske mar jaane ki Tayyari hai,
Yeh silsila na khatam ho humaari Dosti ka, humne to yaad kar liya ab aapki Baari hai.
• Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge,
Har pal aapko hasayenge-satayenge,
Pata hai aapko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki,
Hum hi msg kr-kr ke apni yaad dilayenge.
• Zindagi… Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai, Enjoy karo… Warna… Sulag to rahi hi hai, khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi. Gud Day!
• Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,
U to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!
• Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega.
• Wo yaron ki mehfil wo muskrate pal,
Dilse juda hai apna bita hua kal
Kabhi guzarti thi zindgi waqt bitane me,
Ab waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaz k note kamane me.
• Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar,
Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar,
Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega,
Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar!
• Har khomoshi mein ek baat hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek yaad hoti hai,
Aapko pata ho ya na ho par aapki khushi k liye roz fariyad hoti hai.
• Dosti ki mahek ishq se kam nahi hoti,
Ishq pe hi zindgi khatm nahi hoti,
Agar sath ho zindgi men achche dosto ka,
Zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahi hoti.
• Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulakat Ban Gaye,
Bichhre To Yaad Ban Gaye,
Aur Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,Wo AAP Ban Gaye.
• Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen,
Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen,
Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan,
Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care nal kam chalaunde rehan.
• Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,
jinko Pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte…
• Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
• Aap khubsurat hain itne, ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai, hum nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil, aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai. Good Morning.
• Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.
• Ae kalam ruk ruk ke chal ek adab ka mukaam hai,
teri nok ke neeche mere mehboob ka naam hai.
• Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
• Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo; Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai.
• Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai, yaad aap bhi hame karte hai,
fark itna hai hum yaad ane par sms karte hai aur aap sms ane par yaad karte hai.
• Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.
• Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da.
• Kise-kise mutiyar de hai sir utte palla,
PAGG wala munda dise dasan vicho kalla,
Jeanan chall payian suitan da riwaaz na riha,
Mera pehlan varga rangla Punjab na reha.
• Asin jitte bazi tan mashoor ho gaye,
Tere haseyan ch hase tan hanju door ho gaye,
Bas ik tere jehe dost di dosti badoult,
Asin tutte kach ton KÖHINÖÖR ho gaye.
• Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.
• Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
Pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
Lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
Pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da… Enjoy!
• Moor ker na dekh mujhe, yoon hanstay hanstay,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.
• Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane,
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane,
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein,
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane
• Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko…
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.
• Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du
• Judai apki rulati rahegi,
yaad apki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.
• Har daag, daag nahi hota, har yaar wafadar nahi hota,
Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat pheron mein bhi pyar nahi hota.
• Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashuk asi phasavange.

Hindi SMS


1.Kaun rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Log insaan ko bhool jaya karte hain.
tum samundar ke baat karti ho,
Log aankho mein doob jaya karte hai.
2.Jis shaam mere lab par tera naam na aaye,
Khuda kare aisi koi shaam na aaye…..
Ae jaane wafa, ye to kabhi mumkin hi na tha,
Ki Afsaana likhu aur tera naam na aaye.
3.Roz TaaroN ki numaa-ish mein khalal padta hai
Chand paagal hai andherey mein nikal padta hai
Unki yaad aayi hai saanso zara aahista chalo
dhadkano se bhi Ibaadat mein khalal padta hai
4.Chiraagon Ki Roshni Jab Zara Hili,
Laga Tumahari Ek Aahat Si Mili
Jaake Dekha Jab Dar Pe,
To Phir Wahi Kafir Hawa Mili
5.Yu Achanak se Aa jaati ho saamne
ki mein kuch bhiKeh Pata Nahi,
kaya Kahu tere husn ke Sajjde mein
ke koi shayer bhi yaad aata nahin.
6.Maana teri nazar mein tera pyaar hum nahi,
kaise kahein ki tere talab-gaar hum nahi,
Khud ko jala ke khak kar daala, mita diya,
Lo ab tumhari raah mein diwaar hum nahi,
Jis ko swaara humne tamannaon ke khoon se,
gulshan mein us bahaar ke haqdaar hum nahi,
Dhokha diya hai khud ko mohabbat ke naam se.

Hindi SMS


1.Kaun rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Log insaan ko bhool jaya karte hain.
tum samundar ke baat karti ho,
Log aankho mein doob jaya karte hai.
2.Jis shaam mere lab par tera naam na aaye,
Khuda kare aisi koi shaam na aaye?..
Ae jaane wafa, ye to kabhi mumkin hi na tha,
Ki Afsaana likhu aur tera naam na aaye.
3.Roz TaaroN ki numaa-ish mein khalal padta hai
Chand paagal hai andherey mein nikal padta hai
Unki yaad aayi hai saanso zara aahista chalo
dhadkano se bhi Ibaadat mein khalal padta hai
4.Chiraagon Ki Roshni Jab Zara Hili,
Laga Tumahari Ek Aahat Si Mili
Jaake Dekha Jab Dar Pe,
To Phir Wahi Kafir Hawa Mili
5.Yu Achanak se Aa jaati ho saamne
ki mein kuch bhiKeh Pata Nahi,
kaya Kahu tere husn ke Sajjde mein
ke koi shayer bhi yaad aata nahin.
6.Maana teri nazar mein tera pyaar hum nahi,
kaise kahein ki tere talab-gaar hum nahi,
Khud ko jala ke khak kar daala, mita diya,
Lo ab tumhari raah mein diwaar hum nahi,
Jis ko swaara humne tamannaon ke khoon se,
gulshan mein us bahaar ke haqdaar hum nahi,
Dhokha diya hai khud ko mohabbat ke naam se.

Sardar Jokes


Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha “padhne wala gadha”
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! “likhne wala gadha”
Train mai ek husband apni wife say: “tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.”
“dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon”
Samnay wala passenger bola: “bhao bhao”
Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain.
Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?
Sardar looked himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:
Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai :p

Hindi Shayari


Dosto, me paheli baar mail bhej rahi hu pata nahi ki aap logo tak ye jayegi yaa nahi ho sake to muje bataa na
thaam loo muje, aankhon me behoshi chaa rahi hai
palkoon pe ansuu leke teri yaad aa rahi hai
pyar to bepanaah mere dil ne kiya hai tujse humdum
fir saza kyu meri nazrein paa rahi hai.
sitaroon se puuchte hai unke ghar ka pataa
hawaoon se puuchte hai kaha ho gai vo la pataa
kyu itna duur rakha hai mujse meri jaan ko
kyu itna tadpata hai, aisi kya kar di mene khataa
in sabka jawab rehmiyat k naate he sahi tu muje bataa
agar sach hai ki pyar ka dusra naam hai khuda
becheni b kitna tadpati hai is dil ko
jaise tanhai ruswa kar jaati hai mehfil ko
hosh nahi rehta khamosh b nahi rehta
hamesha deewana dhundta rehta hai apni manzil ko,
tujse ruuthna muje nahi aata
itna kamjoor nahi hai meri chahat ka naata
chahe sari duniya ho jaye tumse khafa
lekin tere saath hogi hamesha meri wafa.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Happy Republic Day SMS – 26 January Messages


Happy Republic Day SMS – 26 January  Messages :
The Republic Day of India commemorates the date on which the Constitution of India came into force replacing the Government of India Act 1935 as the governing document of India on 26 January 1950.
The 26th of January was chosen to honour the memory of the declaration of independence of 1930. It is one of the three national holidays in India. While the main parade takes place in the national capital New Delhi at the Rajpath before the president, the anniversary is also celebrated with varying degrees of formality in state capitals and other centres.
Happy Republic Day SMS
Freedom in Mind,
Faith in Words,
Pride in our Heart,
Memories in our Souls.
Lets Salute the Nation on
REPUBLIC DAY.
Main iska Hanuman hoon
Ye desh mera RAM hai,
Chhati chir ke dekh lo
Andar baitha HINDUSTAN hai.
Jay Hind!
Happy Republic Day
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity
“No Nation is Perfect, it needs to be made perfect.”
Meri Pehchaan Mera India
Happy Republic Day.
Aao jhuk kar salam kare unko,
jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai,
khusnasib hota hai wo khoon jo desh ke kaam aata hai,
“HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY”
Azad BHAARAT ke Nalayako,
Aaj agar Valentine day hota to message box overflow hota.
Chalo utho
Or sab ko 26 Jan ki Shubhkamnaye do.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.
Q marte ho yaro snam ke liye,
N degi duppta kfan k liye,
Mrna h to maro “VATAN” k liye, “TIRANGA” TO mile ga kfan ke liye .
Jai Hind
Happy Republic day