Toote howe khawabon mein haqiqat dhundta hoon

Dear Jaan,

Toote howe khawabon mein haqiqat dhundta hoon,
Pathar ke dilon mein mohabbat dhundta hoon.
Naadan hoon mein ab tak yeh bhi nahin samjha,
Bejaan buton mein ibaadat dhundta hoon.
Mere jazbaaton ki keemat yahan kuch bhi nahin,
Beimaani ke baazaron mein sharafat dhundta hoon.
Is ajnabi dunia mein koi bhi apna nahin,
Gairon ki aankhon mein apni surat dhundta hoon.
Umeed ki thi pyar ki bas yehi bhool thi meri,
Girte hue ashkon mein apni hasrat dhundta hoon.

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Dard

dard ager kaajal hota
aankhon main laga lete
dard ager aanchal hota
apne serr per sajaa lete
dard ager samander hota
dil ko hum sahil bana lete
dard ager khushboo hota
bana k sandul mehka lete
our
dard ager teri muhabbat hota
us ko chahat e laa hasil bana lete

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Dukh Fasana Nahin

Dukh Fasana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahain
Dil Bhi Mana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Aaj Tak Apni Be Kuli Ka Sabab
Khud Bhi Jana Nhain Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Ek To Haf-e-aashna Tha Mager
Ab Zamana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Aye Khuda Dard-e-dil Hay Bakhshish-e-dost
Aab o dana Nahin ke Tujh Se Kahin

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Kuch Sher

Kabhi kabhi baatein adhoori reh jaati hain
Choo kar honthon ko juban khamosh reh jaati hai
Reh jaati hai keval Aankho mei nami
Aur yaadein dilon ko tadpaati hain

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Sune koi geet, awaaj unki sunai deti hai
Chup ho gaye wo bin kuch kahe
bahut hairaan hum hain
Hote theh kabhi hum unke azeez
Aaj sirf khawobon ki baatien lagti hain

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Learnt C++?

Here are some structure definitions of indian females.

struct Indian_female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}

struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}

struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}

struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}

struct Indian_husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_to_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money-making;
}

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Kahani poori vigyapanneey hai!

1) Your parents are insisting you to get married with
a girl and they show photos of girls of their
choice…

DHIKHAVE PE NA JAAO APNI AKAL LAGAAO -Sprite

2) You would like to search for a girl on your own…

GO FOR YAHOO SEARCH — Yahoo.com
3) You are invited to a party where you come across a
lot of girls….

WHENEVER YOU SEE COLOUR THINK OF US — Jhenson &
Nicholson

4) You are altogether confused, as all the girls are
pretty…
DOONDTHERAHA JAAOGE — Surf Excel
5) At last you find a girl, whom you wish to propose,
the chances are.

FIFTY FIFTY — Britannia Biscuits

6) At last you muster up courage and tell her…
I LOVE YOU RASNA —Rasna

7) She stares at you for a while and says?
LET’S TALK — Escotel Prepaid Cellular
8) During the ensuing conversation she politely
refuses your offer…
ZOR KA JATKA ZARA DHEERE SE LAGE —– Mirinda

9) And your heart breaks…
IT JOINS EVERYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN HEARTS —QuickFix

10) But you still can’t get her off your mind?
GO GET IT — Visa Power

11) At last she relents, when you give her…
PYAR KA NAYA FUNDA —Corneetto

12) Next day you take her for a ride on your bike…
NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE — Onida TV

13) While going on the bike her father sees both of
you and now…
TASTE THE THUNDER — Thums Up

14) But at last he also agrees as you are…

MADE FOR EACH OTHER —Wills
15) Then comes your marriage and…
EVERYONE’s INVITED — Samsung

16) During the marriage the pundit recites the mantra?
YEH FEVICOL KA MAZBOOTH JODE HAI TOOTEGA NAHI —
Fevicol

17) You are anxiously waiting for the first night to
come as…
YEH DIL MANGE MORE — Pepsi

18) During the first night both of you want to…
PLAY SAFE — Bisleri

19) So she says to you…
TOUCH TOMORROW — Air Tel

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Chup rahte ho…

Keemat tumhe ek roj chukani hai ki tum bhi;
Jaalim ko samajhate ho bura kuchh nahi kahte!
Patthar pe lutaate ho akeedat k gulistaan;
Hai dhool men almaas pada, kuchh nahi kahte!

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Kuch Sharabi SMS

Do Chaar Botlein Rakh Lo Kafan Mein,
Kabr Par Baith Kar Piya Karenge,
Khuda jab Maangega Gunaahon ka Hisaab,
Use Bhi Jaam Bhar Bhar Kar Diya Karenge.

Teri Rswaai Ne Marna Sikhaya,
Teri Bewfaai Ne Jeena Sikhaya,
Tere Jaane Ke Baad Aaye Kuch Daur Aise Bhi,
Jisne Mujhe Jeene Ke Liye Peena Sikhaya.

Peene Pilane Ki Kya Baat Karte Ho,
Kabhi Hum Bhi Piya Karte The,
Jitni Tum Jaam Mein Liye Baithe Ho,
Utni Hum Paimaane Mein Chod Diya Karte The.

Kaun Kiske Kareeb Hota Hai,
Apna Apna Naseeb Hota Hai,
Yaad Aata Hai Jab Koi Hud Se Jyada,
To Dard Dil Ke Kareeb Hota Hai.

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Dosti…

Dosti Sagar Ke Do Kinare Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Cahlte Hai

Dosti Dhup Or Chanv Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Dhalte Hai

Dosti Chand Or Sitare Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Najar Aate Hai

Dosti Hawa Or Patte Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Udate Hai

Dosti Palak Or Khwab Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Rahte Hai

Dosti Dhadkan Or Juba.N Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Kahte Hai

Dosti Hakikat Or Vishvas Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Bante Hai

Dosti Seepee Or Moti Hai
Jo Bahut Mushkil Se Milte Hai

Dekhate Hai Aapko Kitani Pasand Aati Hai

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Love Shayaries

Hum Ruthe To Kiske Bharose,
Kaun Hai Jo Aayega Hume Manane Ke Liye,
Ho Sakta Hai Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko,
Par Dil Kaha Se Laau Aapse Ruth Jane K Liye.

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Sirf Chahne Se Koi Baat Nahi Hoti,
Suraj Ke Samne Kabhi Raat Nahi Hoti,
Hum Chahte Hai Jinhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada,
Wo Samne Hai Par Baat Bhi Nahi Hoti.

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Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.

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Hindi SMS : Part 1

1.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chode nahi jaate.

2.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein….

3.Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

4.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hoti hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

5.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chode nahi jaate.

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Hindi SMS : Part 3

1. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

2.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka
intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar
karte hain

3.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss. ..KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….

4.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

5.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

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Hindi SMS : Part 2

1.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…..

2.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

3. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

4.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

5.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have
stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always…

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HYDERABADI POEM

Hathaan mein hath milake,
Hathaan mein hath milake,
angoothi churake uno chali gayi,
abhi galae milne ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki…….

chay peenae ku aake,
chay peenae ku aake,
saucer churaake uno chali gayi,
abhi full meals ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki…….

pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
five star mein uno merkoo chunna lagai,
abhi date pe lekae jaao bolri,
kya karati ki kya ki…….
sagai-sagai bolkae,
sagai-sagai bolkae,
puri shopping karali,
abhi shaadi-shaadi bolri
kya karati ki kya ki…….

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Janu meri blouse utaro

Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro..

AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro.

Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to :p

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Old Man-”putar ander se mere daant Le AA”

Pota-”par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi”

Budda– “o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a ”

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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey,

Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,

Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

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Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?

Ek ladki Jo pyar de,
Ek ladki Jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki Jo us ki khob khidmat kare,

Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. :p

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Pyar Kya Hey ?

Pyar Heyrat Hey Jisey Koi Chupa Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Dolat Hey Jisey Koi Chura Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Afat Hey Jisey Koi Bhula Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Naghma Hey Jisey Koi Ga Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Nalah Hey Jisey Koi Daba Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Shikwa Hey Keh Honton Peh Jo Aa Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Qisa Hey Jisey Koi Suna Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Qarza Hey Jisey Koi Chuka Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Fitna Hey Jisey Koi Sula Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Kitna Hey Koi Itna Bata Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Tamgha Hey Jisey Koi Saja Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Wadah Hey Jisey Koi Nibha Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Dhoka Hey Koi Khaye To Kha Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Pardah Hey Jisey Koi Hata Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Hey Naaz Jisey Koi Utha Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Shola Hey Jisey Koi Bujha Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Ki Aanch Sey Dil Koi Bacha Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Basti Hey Jisey Koi Basa Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Taqat Hey Jisey Koi Hara Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Shokhi Hey Jisey Koi Rula Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Tootey To Koi Us Ko Bana Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Roothey To Koi Us Ko Mana Bhi Na Sakey

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Sher O Shayari

Hum Rona To Bhot chahte hai
Magar Galay Lagne Wala Koi Nahi
Sab Hai Magar apna koi nahi

Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare..

I searched through books, and I leafed through cards,
For words that would convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write all I can write was….
I can’t live without you!!!

Love is like standing in the wet cement,
The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave
And you can never go without leaving your shoe behind.

Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye
Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye…

U tho hum kisi ka picha nahi karte,
darde dil diya or liya nahi karte,
itfak ki baat hai ye dil tuj par aagya,
warna itne kimte cheez kisi ko diya nahi karte

Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga
Mera din bhi teri raat se behtar hoga
Yakeen nahin to dolee se jhankke dekhna
Mera janazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga…

Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmo par na ja
Mere seenay main kaye aur bhi ghum paltay hain
Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar
Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain

Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahana yaad hai,
Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, wo zamana yaad hai…
Aisa lagtaa hai, ke saaree khubsuratee tuj mein samaagaye
Raahon mein chalte ho, to nazarein tuj par rekhtee hai,
Andheraa jeevan bhi, tuj se roshan ho jata hai

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Khasmosh Say Lab…

Khasmosh say lab ankhoon main nami hoti hai
Tari yaad jo ati hai to kuch asi aada hoti hai

Ankhoon ko band kar k us ko main sochoon to
Khamosh andharay main bas uski nigaah hoti hai

Ab ya duniya mari muha veeran si lagti hai
Khushboo tari na hoti hai na tari sada hoti hai

Jis des bhi jao tum who des tumhara ho
Ab haath jo uthta hain to yahi dua hoti hai…!!

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Hindi SMS 2

1.Jism bhi her kism ki, adayein karta hai
Dil use dekh milne ki, duwayein karta hai;
Bade mushkil se, mil pati hai mohabbat
Jism mein ulaghnewala, ganwaya karta hai.

2. Jism Doli hai, mohabbat dulhan si sahmi
Nigahon se utar, Dulhan ko pana mumkin;
Bahut gahrayi mein utrane ka, jisme ho hausla
Jism ki dhadkan lage uase, tak-dinadhin-tak dhinadhin.

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Hindi SMS

Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain

Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

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Kabhi kisi se pyaar mat karna…

Kabhi kisi se pyaar mat karna,
ho jaaye to inkaar mat karna!
Nibha sako to chalna uski raah par,
varna kisi ki zindagi barbaad mat karna

“Chaha Tha Unhein Hale Dil Sunana,
Chaha Tha Unhein Junone Mohabat Dikhana,
Nazmein Laaye The Hum Dil Kured Kured Kar,
Par Alfaaz Bhi Chale Gaye Unhein Dekh Kar”

Buhat tamana thi, pyaar mein Aashiyan banane ki,
Bana chuke to lag gayi Nazar zamane ki.
Usi ka karz hai jo aaj hain Aankhon mein Aanso,
Saza mili hai hume muskurane ki !

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MY COOL HINDI SMS COLLECTION JUST 4 YOU…!!

1) Milne ki khushi hain ya bichadne ka gam,
Ankho mein aansu hain ya udaas hai hum,
Kaise kahe ki kaise hai hum,
Bas itna samaj lo ki tum bin bahut akele hai hum..!

2) Ab is Dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
INBOX mein koi SmS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool kar hi sMs kar diya karo,
Sirf Yaad karne se guzara nahi hota.. !

3) Jeene ki nayi adaa di hai, Khush rehne ki usne dua di hai,
Ae Khuda use sara jahan dena,
Jis-Jis ne aapni zindagi mei humein jagah di hai..

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Dosti SMS

Hamari dosti ke saare ehsaas le lo,
Dil se pyar ke saare jazbaat le lo,
Nahi chodenge toofan mein bhi saath tumhara,
Iss dosti ke hazaaro imtihaan le lo…

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Yaad!

Aao yaadon ke phool saja len hum,
Kabhi aap yaad aao humein,
Kabhi yaad aapko hum aaen,
Yun na milna humse jaise,
Milte ho kisi ajnabi se,
kabhi lagana gale humko waise
ki pehna ho haar baahon ka
aisa mehsoon karen hum,
aye sanam na kate ab,
intezar ki yeh ghadian
yaadon ke phoolon se
kaise zindagi guzarein hum.

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Tu Hukm De

Teri Judai Main Dil Bekarar Na Karu,

Tu Hukm De To Tera Intezaar Na Karu,

Bewafai Karni Ho To Is Kadar Kar,
Tere Baad Main Kisi Se Pyaar Na Karu

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Ajab Mere Ishq Ka Haal Hai

Ajab Mere Ishq Ka Haal Hai
Pr Ajj Dil Main Aik Malaal Hai
Ye Kese Khushbo Hai Mere Char Soo
Shayad Bister Pe Teraa Romaal Hai

Apni Qismat Pe Yaqin Ha Lakin
Teri Aik “Haan” Ka Bhi Sawal Hai
Tum Tanha Chor Gae Ho Mujhko
Aur Dil Main Ab Bhi Tera Khayal Hai
Yaqin Nahin Tu Thek Hai…. Lakin!
Manlo Mera Ishq Lazawal Hai

Kanta na hota, toh
phool ki hefazath na hoti,
Andhera na hota,to
roshini ki zarurath na hoti,
Agar mil jati har khushi duniya me,
Toh dil ki mulaqath dard se na hoti

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Mohabaat mein ibadaat ki thi uski

Mohabaat mein ibadaat ki thi uski
hooton par naam uska, dil mein tasveer thi uski
par mohabaat k badle mein humein mohabaat nahi mili
jiss mehfil mein khade khade lut gaye,
wo mehfil thi uski……..

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Mohabbat ka sapna………

Kuch din pehle mohabbat ko sapna samjha hum ne
Muhabbat hue mohabbat ko apna samjha hum ne
Mohabbat main iskadar madhosh ho Gaye
Is ki bewafai ko wafa samjha hum ne?
Zakham iskadar mohabbat ne diye
Hum ne in zakhmo ko phool samjha
Mohabbat ki chik o pukaar iskadar thi
Ke ass pass ke logo ki roone ko asna samjha hum ne
Mohabbat ki shidat main aankhen iskadar chandiya Gaye
Har chamakti chiz ko sona samjha hum ne
Dewaana iskadar mohabbat ne bannaya humko
Ke apno ko begana samjha hum ne
Mohabbat ki yaadein dil par kuch you naksh kar Gaye.
Ke on ko bhulane ki khoshish main
Khod ko bhula diya hum ne..???

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I ill wait for u till my last breath…

Na jane kyon ye ankhen udaas rehti hai,
in ankhon mai kisi ki pyaas rehti hai,
ye jankar bhi ki woh meri kismat mai nahi,
phir bhi kyon unhe paane ki aas rehti hai…

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DIL CHAHTA HAI

Unse roz milne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI.
Kuchh sunne sunane ko DIL CHAHTA HAI.
Tha kisi ke MANANE KA ANDAJ aisa.
Ki phir RUTH jane ko DIL CHAHTA HAI.

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Hindi SMS

1)Logo ne sharab mehkhane ja ja kar pee hai,
jo do pal mein utar jayegi
humne to pee hai apne mehboob ki aankho se,
jo umar bhar naa utar payegi….

2)Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan jaye
Jo main rooth jaon to mujh ko manaye
Mere paas aaye zara muskaraye
Jo main ro paroon to woh aansoo bahaye

3)iss kadar chaha hai tujhe humney
tere siwa aur kuch ab nazar aata nahi
ik tere hi jalwe rehte hai ankhoon mein
kuch aur meri nigaahoon ko ab bhata nahi

4)saleeka hi nahi shayud usse mehsos karneka
jo kehta hai khudda hai to nazar ana zarori hai
jo dil mein hai usse ankho se kehlana zarori hai
mohabbat na samajh hoti hia … samjhana zarori hai

5)Hume Bhi Pyaar Karne Ka Khayal Aaya,
Jub Bhi Yeh Khayal Aya Khud Ko Akeala Paya,
Dhoonte Rahe Is Duniya Main Humsafar,
Kisi Ko Dhke Baaz, Kisi Ko Bewafa Hi Paya.

6)pyar karnay ka koi saleeqa nahi hota!
wafa nibhanay ka koi tareeqa nahi hota!
pyar to woh hai jo ankhon say dil main utray!
ahsas dilay pyar ka koi kisay, aisa nahi hota!
jo raz-e-dil kahna ho kabhi sanam say!
khat hi likha jay, yeh zaruri nahi hota!

7)Meri deewangi ko galatna samajhna,
maine chaha hai tumhe hadh se badhkar ,
meri zindagi se kabhi dur na jana,
maine paya hai tumhe kismat ki lakeeron se ladhkar…

8)Ae Allah aaj yeh faislaa kar de
Use mera ya mujhe uska kar de
Bohot dukh sahe hain maine zindagi mein
Koi khushi ab mera muqaddar kar de
Nahin naseeb main agar uska milna
Khatm karde ye zindagi, mujhe fana kar de !!!

9)Kon kehta hai wo mujh se juda hai
Har pal wo meri palkon mein rehti hai
Meri har saans main khusboo hai uski
Dil ki dharkan bhi yehi kehti hai

10)Ho sakta hai ki aaj unhe mere pyar aur dosti ki zarurat nahi,
par mujhe lagta hai ki dost ko uski dosti ka ehsaas tab hota hai,
jab wo uski zindagi se bohot dur chala jata hai…
aur beetein hue lamho ki kuch haseen yaadein chod jata hai..”

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Funny Love Poetry

True Friend Is Someone Who
Reaches For Your Hand And
Touches Your Heart …
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
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Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya……..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad”
———— ———
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.
———— ———
KAASH TERE CHEHRE PE
CHICKENPOX KE DAAG HOTE
CHAND TO TUM HO HI
SITARE BHI SAATH HOTE
———— ———
Jise samjha Leher Pepsi
Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi
Jise samjha Coca Cola
Woh nikla Dhoka Cola
Ab piyo Wine and Whisky
Life hoga No More Risky
———— ———
Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla
———— ———
Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay,
Taqdeer humari kharab nikli
Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay,
Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli
———— ———
Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye
Hum unhe yaad karen
Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye
———— ———
Aansu ko ankhon ki
Dehliz pe laya na karo.
Apne dil ki halat
Kisiko bataya na karo.
Log mutthi bhar namak liye
Ghoom rahe hain
Apne zakhm kisiko
Dikhaya na karo.
———— ———
Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.
———— ———
Log ishq karte hain,
Bare shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bare zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thora gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.
———— ———
Ta mam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi
Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe.
———— ———
Ankhen apki ho, par ansu mere
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri
Dil apka ho, par dharkan meri
Zindagi ke akhri mor par dua hogi yahi
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri.
———— ———
Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi
Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi
Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu
Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi.
———— ———
Talaash karo koyi tumhe mil jayega
Magar humari tarah tumhe kaun chahega
Zaroor koyi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega
Magar hamara dil kahan se layega.
———— ———
Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke
Adha piya aur adha chor diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Max Bar
Jo thora sa lagaya aur bas hogaya…… .!!

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Hindi Jokes

TUM PAGAL HO
ARREE GUSSA KUON HOTE HO?

MY MEANS IS THAT

P – PYAARE
A – ATTRACTIVE
G – GENIUS
A – ACTIVE
L – LOVELY

AB TO KHUS HO.

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Shayari – Waqt Nahi!

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Gamon Se Bhara ,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Kya Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apne Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Kya Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi………

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Life Ki Ringtone

Gam ko karo delete,
Khushi ko karo save,

Rishto ko karo recharge,
Dosti ko karo download,

Dushmani ko karo erase,
Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,
Tension ko karo not reachable,

Pyar ki karo incoming on,
Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,
Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,
Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo send,
Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,
Dil ko karo vibrate,

Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni
POLYPHONIC ho jayegi

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