Latest Happy New Year SMS 2013 – New Year Wishes Quotes & Fresh Messages Collection

Latest Happy New Year SMS 2013 – New Year Wishes Quotes & Fresh Messages Collection

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR 2013″

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Your Merry Christmas may depend on what others do for you. But your Happy New Year depends on what you do for others.

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Happiness is INCOMING..
Worries is OUTGOING..
Success is GLOWING..
“HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013” I am WISHING..

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A new year is a start of new season,
A start of new happiness & joy,
A start of new commitments & attitude,
A start of trust & faith,
“HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013”

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Good deeds make way for happiness,
Sweet smile lighten up your surroundings,
Angels fullfil your dreams,
Wish your life always remain brightful…
WELCOME 2013…
~~ HAPPY NEW YEAR  2013 ~~

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“May the coming new year take away all the tears and unhappiness and shower you with all the love and happiness.”
All the best for a lovely new year 2013. 

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“Work hard to Party harder Drink milk to become smarter Take a resolution this year Only whiskey, no beer.”

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Pyaar ka Izhaar

Ham apne Pyaar ka Izhaar isliye nahi karte hain,
Kyunki ham unki han ya na se darte hain,
Agar unhone kar di han to ham khushi se mar jayenge,
Aur agar unhone kar di na to ro ro ke mar jayenge,
Baat ye nahi ke ham apni Maut se darte hain,
Par hamari Maut pe na beh jaye kahin Unke do Aansu,
Ham to bas Unke un do Aansuon ki kadr karte hain

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Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein

Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein …

Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,

ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,,

end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS……

aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,,

toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,

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SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost……………. ha ha ha.

“33 marks ki kimat,

tum kya jaano lecturer babu…..

har student ka khwaab hota hai….33 marks.

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Hindi SMS

Ek wo kya,jo mohabat ka sila deta hai
Ye zamana hi wafao ki saZa deta hai
Vo b Aansu he jo,Aag bujhae dilki
ye b aansu he jo,Daaman ko jala deta he

Ik naya mausam aaj phir aaya hai
Aaj phir kisine ankhon se ashq bahaya hai
Chup gaye ansoo aaj phir barish me
Dil main phir ghum ka sailab aaya hai

Humse zyada koi bechein kya hoga,
humse zyada koi betab kya hoga,
yaadon ko bahon me lekar soye rahe,
isse jyada unke pyar ka jawab kya hoga

Jab Kabhi DiL Ko Wo Rehayi Dega
Mere Andar Koi Tufan Sunayi Dega
UsSe Milte He Ye Ehsaas Hua Tha MujhKo
Yahi Wo Shakhs Hai Jo Lambi Judayi Dega..

Hichkiya Dhadkano Se Tez Hone Wali Hai,
Jarur Koi Baat Hone Wali Hai…
Ya To Wo Bichhad Raha Hai Humse,
Ya Unse Mulaqat Hone Wali Hai…

Bahut sal pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf log padha karte the…!
Aaj vahi etihas firse dohraya ja raha he
kya kare,
sab!
“prabhu ki leela hai..”

Guzarish Humari Wo Maan N Sake,
Majburi Humari Wo Jaan N Sake,
Kehte Hai Marne K Baad Bhi Yaad Rakhege,
Jeete Jee Jo Hame Pehchan N Sake.

Ek pal laga Muje unse Nigahe milane me
Kuch pal lage nazar unse htane me
Har pal ati he unki yad muje
Kafi he ye dard muje pal pal mitane me

Kashish yaado ki thi itni,
har yaad par unki hum muskuraye..
Dard tha to bas itna dil me,
dhoondhti rahi nazre unki or unko hum kabhi nazar N aaye.

Tu yaad bahut aya hr shaam k baad
Kabhi agaaz se pehle to kbi anjam ke baad
Is dubte suraj ki kasam
Is DilPe koi naam nahi likha tere naam k baad..

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Hindi SMS

Arj kiya hai…
Shama parvaane se kuch kah rahi hai…
Shama parvaane se kuch kah rahi hai…
Darling zara hanky dena,
Meri naak bahut bah rahi hai.

Aap rootha na karo yu hamse,
Mere dil ki dhadkan bad jaati hai,
Dil to aapke naam kar chuke hai,
Bas jaan baaki hai vo nikal jaati hai.

Kaash vo is dil ka ahsaas samajh paate,
Mere seene me atki har saans samajh paate,
Unki aakhon ne to dekhi hai mahfil hazaar,
Meri aakhon me unke deedaar ki aas samajh paate.

Yaado ki dhundh me aapki parchaai-si lagti hai,
Kaano me goonjti shahnaai…si lagti hai.
Aap kareeb hai to apnaapan hai,
Varna seene me saans bhi paraai-si lagti hai.

Aakhon me rahne waalo ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rahne waalo ki baat nahi karte,
Hamaari to rooh me bas gaye ho aap,
Tabhi to ham milne ki fariyaad nahi karte.
-Neha Shah

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Hindi Jokes

Kyo har bar mosam ki tarha badal jate ho,
har naye din hamara dil dukhate ho.
Ye bat sunkar humariruh tak kaap gai hai ki aap bartan dhonewale sabun se nahate ho!

PRAVEEN LOHAR VARADA

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Hum Zinda hein

Bikhre hue jazbaat hein Toote hue khwaab hein
Ye jazbaat meri daulat hai Yeh khwaab meri saughaat hai
Lamha lamha behlaati rahi Teri yaad is dil ko
Is liye shaayad aaj bhi Log Kehte hein “Hum Zinda hein”

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Itna sannata kyon hai

A bhai! Itna sannata kyon hai?
Kitne der se sms ki ghanti nahi baji.
Yeh sare network fuse hogaye
Ya mere dost hi kanjus hogaye
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Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn’t reach u,
But, it doesn’t mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de,
Tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de,
Awaz mat suna, ae zalim magar,
Ek kam se kam ek MISSED call to mar de…

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Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun Sa Law kehta hai?

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Hindi SMS

Tumhara-hamara rishta to aakhon aur palkon jaisa hai,
Agar palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai…
Aur agar aakhon me kuch chala jaaye to palke tadap uthati hai.

Takdeer ne chaha, takdeer ne bataya,
Takdeer ne tumko aur hamko milaya,
Khushnaseeb the ham ya vo pal,
Jab tum-sa anmol dost is zindagi me aaya.

Jamaane jugar gaye haatho ko milaye huye,
Muddat ho gayi najaro ko milaaye huye,
Din-raat nikal gaye yaado me khoye huye,
Saamne kab aaoge yaar muskuraate huye.

Yu dur rahkar dooriyo ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewane ko sataya nahi karte,
Har vakt bas jise tumhara khyaal ho,
Use apani aawaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

Roop ka aakarshan pyaar nahi hota,
Manchaha sapna sakaar nahi hota,
Har kisi pe na mar-mitna,
Har kisi ke dil me sacha pyaar nahi hota.

Aapke haath me mobiIe hai…
Chehre pe khoob smiIe hai…
SMS ki achi khasi file hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karate…
Yaar, ye kaun-sa stupid styIe hai?

Tumko dekha to ek khyaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ek khyaal aaya,
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to
Doosra khyaal aaya!!

Tum-sa koi doosra is zameen par hua to rab
Se shikayat hogi, ek ko to jhel hi raha tha,
Doosra aa gaya to kya haalat hogi.

Vo gori hai uski zulfe hai kaali,
Vo pari hai ya pariyon ki raani,
Uski har baat hai niraali,
Par kya karu yaaron
Vo ladaki kisi aur ne pata li.

Dono aakhon me aasu raha karte hai,
Ham apni kuch yaaden tere naam karte hai,
Jab kabhi bhi palke jhapke tumhaari,
Samajh lena ham tumhe yaad karte hai.

Mere dil, jigar, kidney, lever ho tum,
Vakt-bevakt aaye vo fever ho tum,
Doobkar jisme mar jaau vo river ho tum,
Mere jeevan me ab to forever ho tum.

Naraaj hona aapse galti kahalaayegi,
Aagar aap hamse naraaj ho to ye saase tham jaayegi,
Haste rahana hamesha tu hi,
Aapki hasi se kisi ki zindagi me bahaar aayegi.

Dosti se badi zaageer nahi,
Isse achi koi tasveer nahi,
Ek naajuk prem ka dhaga hai,
Phir bhi isse pakke janjeer nahi.

Chaand ko to taaron ka saath hai,
Hame bhi kisi sahaare ki aas hai,
Palke bichaye baithe hai ham tere intzaar me,
Tumhaare laut aane ki abhi bhi hame aas hai.

Haatho se gir gai lakeere kahi,
Bhool aaye ham apni takdeer kahi,
Agar tumko mile kahi to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haatho me saja lena…
-Neha Shah

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Hindi SMS

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Tere dil ki har baat jaanta hoon mein,
Tere dil ki har dharkan ko pehachaanta hoon mein,
Jab se basa hai tera dil mujh mein,
Tere aane ke aahat ko bhi pehachanta hoon mein.

Tanhai ka ye alam hai,
K rone ko dil karta hai;
Ro kar thak jate hai to,
Marne ko dil karta hai;
Lekin mare bhi to kaise,
Kisike liye jine ko dil karta hai…

HAR AHAT EHSAS HAMARA DILAYEGE,
HAR HAWA KISSA HAMARA SUNAYEGI,
HUM ITNI YADEEN BHAR DENGE,
NA CHATE HUA BHI APKO YAAD HAMARE AYEGI..

Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,
Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,
Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,
Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein.

Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hai
Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hai
Hum to buss unko yaad rakte hai
Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hai.

Ishq Ne Insan Ko Kya Se Kya Bana Diya ,
Kisiko Kavi To Kisiko Kangal Bana Diya,
Do Fulo Ka Boj Na Uthane Vaali Mumtaj
Ki Yaad Main Shahjaha Ne Taaj Mahel Bana Diya.

Ye aaine se akele main guftagu kya hai
jo main nahin to phir ye tere rubaru kya hai
isi umeed pe kaati hai zindagi main ne
woh kaash puchte mujh se ke aarzoo kya hai.

Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,
Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,
Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,
Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein.

Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hai
Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hai
Hum to buss unko yaad rakte hai
Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hai.

Ishq Ne Insan Ko Kya Se Kya Bana Diya ,
Kisiko Kavi To Kisiko Kangal Bana Diya,
Do Fulo Ka Boj Na Uthane Vaali Mumtaj
Ki Yaad Main Shahjaha Ne Taaj Mahel Bana Diya.

Ye aaine se akele main guftagu kya hai
jo main nahin to phir ye tere rubaru kya hai
isi umeed pe kaati hai zindagi main ne
woh kaash puchte mujh se ke aarzoo kya hai.

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Hindi SMS

Main ne jina chahta tha, Uski khamoshi ne Marna sikha diya…
sab kuch karna dost is duniya me, byas dil na lagana, Dil jalta hai, dil ka daag kayse dikhau tumhe, byaas RAB SE DUA KARO KI IS ZINDEGI KO HI BHUL JAUN.
- Pallabi

Dekhe hue kisi ko bahot din guzar gae, is dil ki bebasi ko bahot din guzar gae, muddat hui k tut k roya nahi hu main, is chain ki ghadi ko bahot din guzar gae !!
- Akmal Razvi

har saans se tera izhar kia kar te hai har khawab me tera dedar kia kar te hai dewane hai hum teri dosti ke jo har waqt aap ke sms ka intezaar kia kar te hai
- Aziz ahmed

Amerikan-”Hamare amerika me `war’ ho gaya hai.”
Santa- “hamare India me to roz hi `war’ hota hai.”
Amerikan-”vo kaise?”
Santa-”somvaar, mangalvaar, budhvaar..!! !”

Na jaane kyo abhi ek aansu aankh se jhalka,
Dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi,
Chahat hai itni tumse milne ki,
Haste hue bhi aankh bhar aayi…

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bachne ki bhi ek jid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intzaar karu tere SMS ka,
Are yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek had hoti hai…

Kachi deewaar hu thokar na lagana mujhko,
Apni najaro me basakar na girana mujhko,
Tumko aakhon me tasveer ki tarah rakhta hu,
Dil ki dhadkan ki tarah tum bhi basana mujhko.

Sham hote hi yah dil udaas hota hai,
Tute khwabon ke siva kuch na paas hota hai,
Aapki yaad aise vakt bahut aati hai,
Jab bandar koi aas-paas hota hai.

Sabse acha uphaar…zindagi,
Sabse acha ehsaas…khushi,
Sabse acha feeling…pyaar,
Sabse acha sambandh…dosti,
Sabse acha insaan…hum,
Sabse acha dost…tum.

Dosti dil hai dimaag nahi,
Dosti soch hai, awaaz nahi,
Koi aakhon se nahi dekh sakta dosti ke jazbe ko,
Kyonki dosti ehsaas hai, andaaz nahi.

Kitne haseen hai aap, khud ko duniya
Ki nazaro se bachaya karo…
Aakhon me chashma lagana kaafi nahi,
Gale me nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo.

Nishana jo le vo `shoorveer’,
Nishane pe jo lag jaaye vo `teer’,
Dil me jo utar jaaye vo `tasveer’,
Mere jaise dost ka saath mil jaaye,
Vo `achi takdeer’.

Hum to yu hi bekhudi me kah baithe,
Ki hame koi yaad nahi karta…
Jiska ho tere jaisa dost,
Vo kabhi khuda se bhi phariyaad nahi karta.

Gamjada subah meri udaas shaam hai,
Kya pyaar mere doston isi ka naam hai,
Dil sukoon ko rooh raahat ko tarasti hai,
Ye mod kaun-sa hai jisme meri jaan har mukaam par roti hai.

Intha ho gai…intazaar ki,
Aaya na SMS mere yaar ka,
Ye mujhe tha yakeen…kanjus vo nahi…
Phir vajah kya hui? intzaar ki…??

Armaan to bahut hote hai is dil ke,
Par vo armaan poore nahi ho paate,
Jinhe chahte hai ham khud se bhi zyada,
Vo hi aksar armaano ko khaak kar jaate hai.

Na saathi hai koi, na hamsafar hai koi,
Na ham kisi ke, na hamaara koi,
Par aapko dekhkar kah sakte hai ki,
Pyara-sa dost hamara bhi hai koi.

Aapki dosti ka ek nazar chaahiye,
Dil hai beghar use ek ghar chaahiye,
Bas yu hi saath chalte raho ai dost,
Ye dosti hame umra bhar chaahiye.
-Neha Shah

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Sardar Jokes

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

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Dosti SMS

Aaj aaye hai dosto ki yaad ………..
Lekin dost abhi hamse dur hai………
Ye dost ab aa ja……….aur ab doori na bana……….
Aisa lagta ki koi dur sa chala gaya…..
Ab na intzar kara ye dost ab to aaja……….
Bahut akela hu ……dosto ki doori se………..
Ye dost ab to aa jaa,itna bhi intzaar na kara………….
Ab to aa jaa dost………. Ab to aa jaa dost……… Ab to aa jaa dost………
-Sanjay

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Jija Saali SMS

Saali to Jija:
kya kr rhy ho?

Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon

Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female

Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se

Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha:
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.

Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae.

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SMS Shayari

Khamosh se tum rahane lage ho,
Intzaar kisi ka karne lage ho,
Yakeenan kisi se hui hai mohabbat,
Bina baat hi muskaraane lage ho.

Zindagi mohtaaz nahi manzilon ki,
Vakt har manzil dikha deta hai,
Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hoke,
Vakt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.

Apni zindagi se kuch pal de de mujhe,
Aaj na sahi too apna kal de de mujhe,
Khushi de ya na de marzee teri,
Apna dukh aur dard tu chal de de mujhe.

Zaruri nahi dosti me mulakaat hoti rahe,
Zaruri nahi ki baat hoti rahe,
Par jo zaruri hai vo bas yahi,
Ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe.

Kaash samajhte vo is dil ki tadap ko,
To yu na hame roosva kiya hota…
Aapki yah berookhi bhi manjoor thi hame,
Bas ek baar hame samajh liya hota.

Hausle dil me jab machalte hai,
Kuch naye raaste nikalte hai…
Dost ban gaye aap jabse,
Gam dur khade haath malte hai.

Jab se mile hai tumse ham,
Saare gam bhula diye hamne,
Khushiya thi na naseeb me hamaare,
Phir bhi jeena sikha diya tumne.

Jinki mohabbat sachi hoti hai,
Vo kab fariyaad karte hai,
Labon se to kuch nahi kahte,
Magar dilon se pyaar karte hai.

Ek zara-si bhool khata ban gai,
Meri vafa hi meri saza ban gai,
Dil liya aur khelkar tod diya,
Hamaare aansu nikle,
Aur ye unke hothon ki muskaan ban gai.

E dost teri dosti ke liye duniya Chod denge,
Ham teri taraf aaye har toofan ko mod denge,
Lekin tune jo saath Choda,
Kasam se teri haddiya tod denge.

Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna,
Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.

Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai..

Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.

Zindagi me Jab Maayus hue Hum
To Socha k kya paaya kya khoya
Khone ka to hisaab na laga paaye
Yaad raha to bas itna ke
Zindagi se bhi pyara..
Aap jaisa Ek dost Paaya

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Agar dost bankar…

Girl : (Emotionaly)

Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain Kahin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy :

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe…
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla
Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar
Mere dost seeti bajane lage
Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use

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Hindi SMS

Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,
Jisko roz ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Do u know the full form of college?
C: come,
O: on,
L: lets,
L: love,
E: each,
G: girl,
E: equally

Dukh dard k maro se mera ZIKR na karna
Ghar jao to yaro se mera ZIKR na karna
Wo zabt na kar paynge ankho k samandar
Tum rah guzaro se mera ZIKR na karna
Shyad ye andhry hi muje rah dikhayen
Ab chand sitaro se mera ZIKR na karna
Wo meri kahani ko ghalat rang na de den
Afsana nigaro se mera ZIKR na karna
Le jayen ge gehrai me tum ko b baha kar
Darya ke kinaro se mera ZIKR na karna
Wo shakhs mile to use har bat batana
Tum sirf isharo se mera zikar na karna.

PathaR ki hai Duniya, jazbat nahi samajti,
Dil me kya hai Wo baat nai samjti,
Tanha to Chand b hai sitaro ke bich,
magar Chand ka Dard Bewafa Raat nahi samjhati

Hamari khushi ki baghwan se fariyad na karna,
bhula dena mujko kabhi tum yad na karna,
kiya barbad tune mujhe ye meri badnasibi thi,
iltaza hai kisi aur ko yun barbad na karna….

Kabhi ro k muskraye, kabi muskra k roe
Uski yaad jab b ayi, ushe bhula k roe,
Ek uska hi nam tha, jise hazar bar likha,
jitna likh k kush hue, usse jiyada mita k roe

Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
Koi kisi se mil jata hai to koi kisi se bichad jata hai,
Jise hum mangten hai apni dua mein,
Wo kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai.

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Happy Mother’s Day

Hi.!
I Wish Your Mom
a Happy Mother’s Day.
Convey my Hearty Wishes.
I Thank Her for Giving
me a Sweet Friend.!
May God Bless Her with
God Bless Her with
Good Health and Happiness.

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Khushi k badle Gum nahi dena…

Khushi k badle Gum nahi dena
Zindagi k badle Jaan nahi lena

Dua karo to esi karo k
Unke bager pade n Jina

Marna hame manjur hai magar
Marke k bhi Unse juda nahi hoda.

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Hindi Shayari

Me lafzo se kuch bhi izhaar nhi karta,
iska matlab ye nahi ki me unse pyar nahi karta,
chahta hu me unhe aaj bhi par unki soch me apna vakt barbat nhi karta,
tamasha na ban jaye mohabbat meri isiliye apne dard ka izhar nahi karta,
jo kuch mila he usi me khush hu me iske liye kudh se takrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat he unki fitrat me warna unhe chahne ki khata baar-baar nahi karta. (ims)
Submitted By:Dev

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Neha Ke Nyare Nyare SMS Aur Jokes

Sunahari dhup barsat ke baad,
Thodi si hansi her baat ke baad,
Usi tarah ho aap ko mubarak,
Nayi subah her raat ke baad,
Good Mourning
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Chor pakadne ki mashine bani,
America me ek din me nau chor pakade gaye,
China me tees chor pakade gaye,
UK me pachas chor pakade gaye,
Aur India me ek he gante me mashine chori ho gayee.
Kamal hai East or West India is best.
************ ********* *****
Film shole me kiska double role tha?
Socho….
Sochaa….
Kya yaar itni der….
Bataun?
King Georje
Jo Amitab ke sikke ke dono baju me tha
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Ek haati ko chinti se pyaar ho gaya,
par chinti ke peta ne mana kar diya,
socho kisliye….. ..
unhone iska jawab diya
bura mat mano
ladke ke daat baahar hai
************ ********* *****
Pitaji: jab bhi tu koi galti karta hai,
chinta ke maare mera ek baal safed ho jata hai.
Ladka: tabhi mein sochu dadaji ke saare baal safed kyu hai.

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Hindi Joke – Sahi hai yaar….

Every Mom’s advice to her son …..

1960′s Mom to her son- beta, apne caste ki ladki

se hi shaadi karna

1970′s…… …. Apne religion ki

1980′s ……… Apne level ki

1990′s ……… Apne desh ki

2000 ……… Apni umar ki

.

.

.

.

2009 ……… Koi bhi ho,

par Ladki se hi karna……. . !!!

sahi hai na ? ? ? ?

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Dosti SMS

Request hai tumse refuse mat karna
Frndship ke bulb ko fuse mat karna
Hum frnd hain tumhare confuse mat karna
Humare siva kisi aur ko choose mat karna

A True Friend …. Scolds like a Dad…
Cares like a Mom…
Teases like a Sister…
Irritates like a Brother…
And Finally Loves you more than a LOVER.

They Love you…but they are not your lovers,
They Care for you…but they are not from your family,
They are ready to share your pain…
But they are not in your blood relation…
They Are FRIENDS!!!

Dear,
Want you to know that your friendship mean’s a lot to me.
If we were on a sinking boat & there’s only 1 lifejacket.. .
I would really miss you.

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Sazaa…

Apne Halath Toh Ab Kuch Iss Tarah Ki Lagti Hai
Zindgi Meri Ab Saza Si Lagti Hai
Ab Toh Khushiyoun Ke Armaan Bhi Naa Rahe Baqi
Khushi Aayi Toh Kisi Ki Baddua Si Lagti Hai
Ruthe Hue Ko Manane Ka Ab Shouq Bhi Naa Raha
Kisi Ko Manana Bhi Ab Ek Sazaa Si Lagti Hai
Aaiyene Me Qudse Nazar Nahi Mila Paati Mein Kyun ???
Dikhti Hai Jo Surat..
Woh Mujhe Behadd Qafaa Si Lagti Hai
Chupaya Dil Me Ghamoun Ka Jahan Baithe Hain
Hum Teri Yaad Me Bass Bejaan Se Baithe Hain
Yeh Baat Aur Hai Ki Hum Manzil Tak Naa Pohench Sake
Magar Hum Saare Kantoun Bhare Rahoun Ko Chan Baithe Hain
Gardish Me Taqdeer Hume Aur Kya Satayegi
Luta Kar Hum Apna Naam Wo Nishaan Baithe Hain
Ek Yeh Mohabbat Ka Dushman Hai
Jise Saariyat Maan Baithe Hain……..

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Hindi SMS

MAUT SE 2 PAL MANGE KISI KI JHALAK PAANE KO,
FIR GAYE DAR PE UNKE UNHE MANANE KO,
MALUM NA THA KI VO IS KADAR RUTHE HAI KI,
KHUD DUA KAR RAHE THE HUMARI MAUT AANE KO…

RGD
KAPIL CHAUHAN

Aaj ke baad tum mujhe call mat karana,
Na SMS karana,Baat bhi mat karana,
Milane ki koshish to bhul se bhi mat karana,
Kyonki Doctor ne mujhe
Mithi cheejo se dur rahane ko kaha hai

Daxa

Ya khuda maaf karna tere is gunehgaar bande ko,
Jo tumhari chamatkaar me dakhil hota hai,
Sirf ye poochne ke liye aaya hu mein,
Ke kyun har raat tanhai mein mera dil rota hai…

Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste,
Anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate hain,
Milne ki khushi de ya na de
Bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.

Kaash kaanch banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,
Kaash kaanch banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,
Todne wale ke haath par zakhm to aaya hota.

Kitna bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage,
Kitna benoor hai sapna haqueequat ke aage,
Koi ruki hui dhadkan se pooche ,
Kitna tadapta hai dil mohhabbat ke aage.

MERE SAMNE MEHFIL ME AAYE BHADHE HAI,
APNE HATHO ME MERA DIL DABAYE BHAIDHE HAI,
JAB HUMNE PUCHA KI KIYA HAI IN HATHO ME,
BAHANA BANA DIYA KI MEHNDHI LAGAYE BAIDHE HAI..

Regards
Kapil Chauhan

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Emaan Meri Taqat Aur Pakeezgi Tera Husn…

Mayoos mat hona yeh ek Gunnah hota hai
Milta wahi hai jo Qhismat main likha hota hai

Har Cheez miley humain yeh Zaroori tou nahi
Kuch Cheezon ka Zikar doosre Jahan main hota hai

Jo khud ko Kostey hain woh shayed bekhabar hain
Kuch Paalene ka Ikhtiyar khud pe bhi hota hai

Har ek ko Kasoorwar kyun Thehrayein hum
Apne samne bhi tou aik ayeena hota hai

Hum apni Zindagi se kyun haar Jayein
Agar doobta hai sooraj tou kal bhi Ujala hota hai.

Usay apnay Rishtoon ki Fikar thi, Woh jo mera Waqif-e-Haal tha
Woh jo uski Subah-e-urooj thi, Wohi mera Waqt-e-Zawal tha

Meri baat kaisay woh manta, Mera dard kaisay woh janta
Woh toh khud Fanaa keh Safar pay tha,Usay rokna bhi mahaal tha

Kahan jao gaiy mujhay choore kar, Main yeh poach poach keh thak gaya
Woh Jawab mujhko na dey saka, Woh toh khud Sarapa-e-sawal tha

Woh milay jo Sadiyoon baad bhi, Meray Lab pe koi Gila na tha
Usay meri chup ne rula dia, Jisay Guftagu pay kamal tha….!

Tanhai ke Lamhoon main kabhi yaad kar ke dekh
Ankhoon se tere Aansoo na Chalak aaye to kehna

Chahat se bhi badhkar chaha hai tujhe
Pyar itna Zindagi main kisi aur se mil jaye to kehna

Kertey hain Mout ke waqt sabhi Yaad-e-Elahi
Mere laboun pey tera naam na aaye to kehna

Qayamat k din b mere dil ko cheer ker dekh lena
Har Tukdey main teri Tasveer Nazar na aaye to kehna.

din ek Naya Zakhm milta hai
kaisi Saughat ye Taqdeer ne likh dali hai ?
Jazb kar leta hun inhe Dil ki Gehrayion mein
Jab tera Pyar Barasta hai meri hasti par……..

Ek sa Dil Sab Ke Paas Hoota Hai
Phir kyon nahi sab pe Vishwas Hota Hai
Insaan Chaahe kitna hi aam kyon na ho
Wo Kisi na kisi Ke Liye Zarror Khaas Hota Hai.

Mohammed Javeed Ahsan

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Hindi SMS

jisne humko chaha, use hum chaha na sake,
jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
yeh samaj lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.

Hansi bhi mili aur khusi bhi mili,
socha bahot khushnaseeb hai hum,
magar jab apne pyare dost ko ek muskurahat nahi de sake,
tab pata chala kitne GARIB hai hum.

zaraa palat kar to dekh lete,
hum wahi khade the,
pal do pal to aap muskura lete,
to un palo mein hum apni sari zindagi jee lete.

Bina dard k ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar k rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
Ae dost ek baat yaad rakhna
bina DIL diye, DIL paye nahi jate…

Tanhai jab mukaddar mein likhi thi,
toh kya shikayat apne begane se ,
hum mitt gaye aapki chahat mein,
aap baaz na aye hume azmane se ..

Mere aagaj ka anjaam kar do-2,
mahakte kesuon ki sham kar do ,
tum itne husn ka kya karoge ,
kuchh to hamare naam kar do .

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Hindi SMS

jisne humko chaha, use hum chaha na sake,
jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
yeh samaj lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.

Hansi bhi mili aur khusi bhi mili,
socha bahot khushnaseeb hai hum,
magar jab apne pyare dost ko ek muskurahat nahi de sake,
tab pata chala kitne GARIB hai hum.

zaraa palat kar to dekh lete,
hum wahi khade the,
pal do pal to aap muskura lete,
to un palo mein hum apni sari zindagi jee lete.

Bina dard k ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar k rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
Ae dost ek baat yaad rakhna
bina DIL diye, DIL paye nahi jate…

Tanhai jab mukaddar mein likhi thi,
toh kya shikayat apne begane se ,
hum mitt gaye aapki chahat mein,
aap baaz na aye hume azmane se ..

Mere aagaj ka anjaam kar do-2,
mahakte kesuon ki sham kar do ,
tum itne husn ka kya karoge ,
kuchh to hamare naam kar do .

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Punjabi Shayari

Tteriyan ehna gunjla vich razz hai koi,
jo dikhda nahi par benkab hai koi,
roz tarsiyan ne akhan tere didar vich ,
kadi tan mann nu rona vi pya hai tere pyar vich….
yadd tenu karke ni,
tere piche mar ke ni,
kai vaar tan chehre utre hath dhar ke ni,
roj har har ke ni,
sona pya hai tere pyar vich ,
kadi tan mann nu vi rona pya hai tere pyar vich….
socha sochde nu ahh din aa chaliya,
tera pyar adiyeahh ki din dikha chaliya,
dine tan ki rattan nu vi jagga chaliya,
ehh keho jehi zindagi ho gyi hai meri,
pher vi jeenda aa reha hann teri bebfai beshumar vich,
kadi tan mann nu vi rona pya hai tere pyar vich….

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