Neha Ke Nyare Nyare SMS Aur Jokes

Sunahari dhup barsat ke baad,
Thodi si hansi her baat ke baad,
Usi tarah ho aap ko mubarak,
Nayi subah her raat ke baad,
Good Mourning
************ ********* *****
Chor pakadne ki mashine bani,
America me ek din me nau chor pakade gaye,
China me tees chor pakade gaye,
UK me pachas chor pakade gaye,
Aur India me ek he gante me mashine chori ho gayee.
Kamal hai East or West India is best.
************ ********* *****
Film shole me kiska double role tha?
Socho….
Sochaa….
Kya yaar itni der….
Bataun?
King Georje
Jo Amitab ke sikke ke dono baju me tha
************ ********* *****
Ek haati ko chinti se pyaar ho gaya,
par chinti ke peta ne mana kar diya,
socho kisliye….. ..
unhone iska jawab diya
bura mat mano
ladke ke daat baahar hai
************ ********* *****
Pitaji: jab bhi tu koi galti karta hai,
chinta ke maare mera ek baal safed ho jata hai.
Ladka: tabhi mein sochu dadaji ke saare baal safed kyu hai.